He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...