Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...