New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...