On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!