Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Question answer 06
|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in...