Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...