yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...