Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...