Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...