Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...