Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....