Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...