Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.