Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...