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A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
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I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
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The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
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