Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...