Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...