The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...