Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...