A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...