Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Emacs acronyms
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The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
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Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...