Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...