The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...