Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....