Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....