Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...