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If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
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Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Put-Downs
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It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
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Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
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