Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...