Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...