25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...