Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!