A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...