Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....