A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?