When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...