Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...