The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...