Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Why are spiders like tops?
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What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
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Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
A young naval student
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A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...