Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...