Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...