Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...