Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...