Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…