New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!