Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...