Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...