Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...