A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!