FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
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A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...