Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...