What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
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Naming your child
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Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Mating Call
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The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
What did the maggot say to another?
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